at the top secret meeting

obama: we keep trying to fulfill all 10 planks of the communist manifesto but glenn beck won’t stop telling everyone our plan to bring about Evil Global Socialism…. what are we supposed to do…
fdr’s consciousness uploaded to a computer: ask marx, our lord and savior
obama: but that would require using the time machine that we’re hiding from the citizens… it’s risky….
bill clinton (illuminati): we’ve already spent their precious tax dollars to build the thing… we might as well turn it on occasionally
reagan’s bones from the trash can: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!! FREEEEEDOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!